things that go through my head in a day revisted

eating is one of my favorite things to do.
going to the bathroom isn't one of my least favorite things to do, but its something i HAVE to do, so therefore its bummed onto the "undesirable" list.
to circumvent any loss to my happiness in a day, as a result of time spent going to the bathroom, i've taken up the project of eating while relieving myself.
starting slowly, i began eating meals, and instead of finishing my bite, i'll just continue while making my way over to pee.
this was all due to laziness and more of an accident...a eureka of sorts.
consuming, while producing, while releasing...
transcendental, enlightening, or merely disgusting?
3/5ths of the human machine at use simultaneously...is there no god???
dare you take the red pill?