Project Boring

This week I have been assigned a mission. My objectives are as fallows:

1 Deliver Musical Equipment to a boring city in North Dakota

2 Rehearsal Life with a Team of Canadians

3 Find Benjamin Linus and bring him back... Alive!

I've assembled a team of 2: 

Myself, an expert in feild transportation tech skills with a resume you would need to organize in to folders and sub-folders to be able to view properly. Basically all you need to give me is a vehicle with 4 wheels, an automatic transmission, anti-lock brakes, alloy rims, a full thing of wiper fluid, adjustable mirrors, Rascal Flatts CD in the player, or Teddy Geiger's "Underage Thinking," or Trapt, or Chris Daughtry, floor mats, cow print seat covers and an 8 - 115 inch monitor in the back and you can bet yer ass I can drive the thing. I just have one rule: don't tell me how to drive. I'll be in charge of getting the team to our objective points on time and in a safe manner.

The other team member is a young, blonde boy named Matt Keil. He will be in charge of navigation and communication. 

Our equipment used for completing the objectives are:

1 Japanese Miniature Sport Utility Vehicle

1 pair of Hannah Montana Walkie Talkies (handheld trancievers)

$16.47 UDS

No distractions. We will be relying on our skills and training to complete all primary objectives no matter what happens.