Sunday, February 24, 2008

Get A Bike Life™

Right now it is 37° outside — marking the first notably spring-like day of the winter-decline season. I am stoked about today for many reasons. To start it off, cold weather sucks. I'm not complaining, but lets be real, its not fun unless you are flying down a mounatin on a layered, fiberglassed strip of wood. I suppose the only good thing that the cold does for us is prevent this from happening. Unless Kevin Bacon is involved, I don't want to be anywhere near giant snakes, worms or insects.

On to the juice: so the amazing weather today reunited me with my best friend: Bike. This warm weather (soon to be considered freezing in a few months) means I can comfortably cruise the CPTH without killing myself. So I threw my friend in the backseat of my car and headed down the street to get my oil changed, planning on spending the wait time with bike.

Bikes change lives, people. Currently 4 out of 5 dish-doers are speeding on two wheels. The weakest link failing to do so because of chronic laziness. But you know, some say that Mario gives [your thumbs] a pretty good workout too. But its not all about getting exercise, its about getting radical and awesome — one thing a bike provides no matter shape or size.

So, friends. I see no other option than to leave you with one simple message:
Get A Life. Get A Bike. Get A Bike Life.™

7 comments:

punchy said...

I got a bike life™ !!!!

stacey said...

my bike life was all set until my timing belt had to be replaced last summer. i am fully intending to purchase some sort of bike with my graduation money. so there.

stacey said...

& i haven't played any mario-related games in months, so there x two.

jakers said...

look who had enough time to post two comments.

stacey said...

why wouldn't i have time to post two comments? we all know that i'm really good at doing the complete opposite of whatever it is i'm supposed to be doing at any given moment in time.

lettergrrl said...

Ref. Moldy Peaches song: All I wanna do is ride bikes with you.

jason said...

Don't be ridiculous, you have to HAVE a bike to do that!