What Happens at Flameburger Stays At Flameburger

This morning, I went to flameburger for breakfast. I realized something important: what happens at flameburger stays at flameburger. Especially for the old men perusing the hot, fresh crop of waitress that FB has to offer. A couple of things I overheard are noted below.

NOTE: if you are unfamiliar with Flameburger, and/or our terminology, nicknames, etc used, please read this.


OH #1

Old men sitting at a booth. Blinds closed. Mom (wearing shirt with unbuttoned top) goes over to the booth, leans over the table and opens the blinds.

OLD MAN #1: "Can you do that again?"


OH #2

Another old man, with his wife (I assume) at the booth next to the group of old men. Wife gets up to go to the restrooom. Mom comes over to take the order from the guy.

OLD MAN #2: "You know what I want? .... A first date."

Wife comes back to the table, breakfast is ordered.

A Post About My Favorite Hilltop, MN Diner

This morning's breakfast at Flameburger was amazing (even better than yesterday)

Those of us at the house have names for the regular waitresses. We call them "Mom" "Big Sister" "Aunt" and "Step-Mom".

Today Casey and I were served by Mom. She was total sweetheart of course, smiling, blinking, loving. Yeah, she's a milf. We gave her our best "please's" and "thank you's" as she filled our coffee up every 2 minutes. However, we were supremely out-played by a group of awesome old men. They were hugging mom, hitting on mom and massaging mom's back. She was loving it, sitting on their laps and continuing conversation.

Then just when I couldn't be any more jealous and impressed, 2 more old men come in and sit at the counter. "What happened to your specials?" one of them asked Mom, pointing to the erased special board. "We don't have specials on Sundays anymore" Mom said back (or something like that).

Old Man: "I thought you were the Sunday special"

Check. Mate.

wow. never have i been more amazed by a zinger than that. hats off to you old man. I sure hope I am that smooth when I am old.