one of those, so a guy walks into a bar jokes...

7:30 am this morning i went to get some coffee before work.
i decided to wear a skateboard shirt that had a similar graphic but written far smaller on the back of the shoulders:

i got my coffee and i proceeded to my car.
being the considerate person i am, i held the door to the Caribou open so that the older guy with the drink carrier behind me could get through.
we both started for our cars and the older guy says,
"whoa!, for a minute there i thought your shirt said DICK ALL DAY."
i turned half awake, and chuckled,
"i sure hope i don't get that all day, it seemed like it was going to be a pleasant one so far"