Amish Woman trying to fit a wheelchair full of Amish crap in an elevator with her Amish partner: "Maybe we oughta try a-nudder-one."
Me: "No, you can fit. Just let me rearrange some of this hospital crap."
The Amish Woman then rolled the wheelchair into the elevator and the Amish man fallowed her. They both smelled awful. The elevator went one floor down and the doors opened to several people waiting to go down as well but could not fit due to all the Amish and Hospital crap.
Amish Woman: FULL!
We then went down one more floor and the doors opened.
Amish Woman: FULL!
This exact thing happened 2 more times until we reach the bottom level. The Amish Woman rolled the wheelchair out and the man who had injured his arm by doing something totally sweet without using modern technology looked into my eyes like I had just saved his life.
Amish Man with arm in sling because he injured it without using modern technology: long pause... " T h a n k y o u . . . "
Me (in my mind): "Get off the fucking elevator, you hypocrite."
1 comment:
for the story's sake, lets go with amish.
but are you sure they weren't orthodox jews? I once mistook an orthodox jewish family traveling through the rocky mountains in a large van as amish. i thought the same thing.
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