You're Fired: David Cook

Dear Mr. David Cook -

You are not good, but you think you are amazing. Your outdated Creed & Nickelback revival crooning is unbearable, but is made worse by your cocky attitude and bad style. Get a haircut, and shave that shit off your bottom lip.



To make matters worse, you butchered "Billie Jean" last night. That song is untouchable, and you and your amateur rock-band bar night performance tried to KDWB that shit into some forced emotion bologna. You were singing someone else's arrangement (Chris Cornell's Billy Jean), so don't give yourself too much credit. I hope you get booted soon, jerk.