Stay Off of The Arab Parrot's Shit List

The Arab Parrot is quickly becoming one of the best blogs on my daily round. Let's just take a look at his shit list, and make a couple of notes. sorry jake.

HE BE HATING ON:

1. FAT ASS HATIN MUHFUCKAHS WHO USE MY JOKES & THEN TURN AROUND & TALK SHIT ON THEIR CRAP WEBSITE
2. PEOPLE WHO SMILE IN MY FACE BUT BEHIND MY BACK TALK TRASH, MAD CUZ THEY ARE BALDING
3. STEVE AOKI/COBRASNAKE (OBVIOUSLY)
4. NEW ERA - jake, punchy
5. "STREETWEAR"
6. STREETWEAR BLOGS
7. ASIANS IN RAYBANS - YOU ARE NOT TOM CRUISE
9. CINESPACE ON TUESDAYS
11. PEOPLE WHO LEAVE 4 MYSPACE BULLETINS IN A ROW
12. PEOPLE WHO THINK FACEBOOK IS THE SHIT - punchy, stacey
13. PEOPLE STILL ON FRIENDSTER
14. PEOPLE WHO SAY "I HAVE A LINE", LIKE HAVING A CLOTHING LINE IS SOME ORIGINAL SHIT
15. PEOPLE JUST STARTING BLOGS WHO TRY TO IMITATE MY SHIT & THEN ASK ME TO CHECK IT OUT THINKING I'LL LINK EM
16. PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT HOLDING BIRD NIP BUT THEN YOU SEE EM COMING OUT THE STALL WITH ANOTHER DUDE TEN MINUTES LATER
17. PEOPLE WHO GET NO PUSSY EVER BUT THINK THEY'RE COOL
18. GIRL DJ'S WHO THINK THEY CAN ACTUALLY DJ
19. AMERICAN CRAPPARAREL - punchy
20. CHILD MOLESTERS - jake?
21. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE MOVING TO NY AS IF THEY WILL BE COOL THERE - no comment, comment
22. PEOPLE WHO GET TOGETHER TO WATCH CRAP TELEVISION SHOWS - guilty x 5
23. GAY ASS CLUB KIDS
24. PEOPLE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NITE - our neighborhood
25. GUPPY KIDS WHO WAIT IN LINE FOR SHIT EVEN THO THE STORE THEY ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THINK THAT THEY'RE WACK
26. PEOPLE WHO OWE ME MONEY & ARE OUT BUYING THEMSELVES SHIT BUT CLAIM THEY'RE BROKE. - jake paid up
27. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME TO LINK THEY'RE WACK SITE UP WHO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
28. PEOPLE WHO BUY & RESELL KERMIT THE FROG TEE'S ON EBAY
29. KERMIT THE FROG - stacey
30. PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES & THROW STONES
31. PEOPLE WHO START STORES SELLING VINTAGE GEAR FOR MAD LOOT WHO WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN THAT SHIT WAS COOL IN THE FIRST PLACE
32. PEOPLE WHO CHANGED THEIR STYLE UP ONCE I ENTERED THE GAME, TRYING TO COME UP WITH WITTY SHIT TO MAKE THEIR SITE FUNNY.
33. RICH LIL UNDERAGE BITCHES WHO AREN'T HOT BUT HAVE MAD EXPENSIVE GEAR ON
34. PEOPLE WHO LEAVE ANONYMOUS HATE COMMENTS
35. PEOPLE WHO ASK WHO YOU ROLLED WITH WHEN THEY SEE YOU AT A PARTY
36. PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO GO TO A PARTY ON THEIR OWN
37. PEOPLE WHO STAY HOME TO WATCH CRAPPY TV SHOWS INSTEAD OF GOING OUT - jake, stacey
38. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL BECAUSE OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT. YOU'RE A FUCKIN CLERK, GET ME A SIZE 10 & SHUT THE FUCK UP. - jake
39. GIRLS WHO ONLY FUCK SKATERS
40. PEOPLE WHO THINK NOT HAVING A BLACKBERRY IS WAK
41. PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR BLACKBERRY TALKING ABOUT NOTHING
42. THE WORD COLLABO
43. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL CUZ THEY LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A FEW YEARS - jake
44. KIDS WHO WEAR RAIDERS SHIT CUZ ITS IN
45. PEOPLE WHO THINK FLANNEL IS IN, SHITS ALWAYS BEEN IN YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, IF ANYTHING NOW ITS PLAID. - fucking thank you
46. KANYE WEST - guilty x a few
47. PEREZ HILTON
48. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN A MEETING WHEN YOU CALL THEM BUT THEY ARE SITTING AROUND THEIR HOUSE ON AIM
49. UNDERGAGE KIDS AT CLUBS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL CUZ THEY GOT IN.
50. PEOPLE WHO SAY "FIXIES" - whoops
51. PEOPLE WHO BUY STREEWEAR TOYS
52. PEOPLE WHO HATE ON THEIR "FRIENDS"
53. PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT BITING IS A FORM OF FLATTERY, THEY ARE USUALLY THE ONES BITING SHIT
54. OLD WOMEN WHO WORK OUTSIDE A NITECLUB & ACT LIKE CUNTS CUZ NO ONE WILL FUCK THEM