this weeks' installment:
MICHAEL BIEHN
yeah doesn't ring a bell.
what if i told you he fathered John Conner?
Val Kilmer was his Huckleberry?
what about some typical Michael Biehn fashion:
Nike Vandals with a sawed off shotgun
acid coated chest armor
double bandoliers and a wicked mustache
this dude is bad ass. and totally forgotten about. he's played more military roles with some official ass titles than Tom Berenger.
lets look over his most memorable roles:
Sgt. Kyle Reese - Terminator
totally rad moment: building pipe bombs with sarah conner in a hotel room
totally rad comment: "Come with me if you want to live."
Lt. Dwayne Hicks - Aliens
totally rad moment: sleeping during the ship drop while everyone else freaks out
totally rad comment: "I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher."
Lt. Hiram Coffey - The Abyss
totally rad moment : none this movie sucked
totally rad comment: none worth mentioning
LT. James Curran - Navy Seals
totally rad moment: reliving his entire performance from Aliens, but in a different costume along side Charlie Sheen
totally rad comment: "There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened."
Johnny Ringo - Tombstone
totally rad moment: his awesome choking death scene after being shot by Val Kilmer
totally rad comment not from him but about him: "poor thing, you were just too high strung"
Commander Anderson - The Rock
i figured i'd put this one on cause of his rad title of "commander" but otherwise this movie would be disqualified for its involvement with Nicolas Cage.
if you watch movies, and i mean WATCH them, you'd see more Michael Biehns. these aren't Robert Deniro's, these incredible people do incredible things in my favorite movies...and if you haven't seen these movies, you're not an incredible person.
lets look over his most memorable roles:
Sgt. Kyle Reese - Terminator
totally rad moment: building pipe bombs with sarah conner in a hotel room
totally rad comment: "Come with me if you want to live."
Lt. Dwayne Hicks - Aliens
totally rad moment: sleeping during the ship drop while everyone else freaks out
totally rad comment: "I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher."
Lt. Hiram Coffey - The Abyss
totally rad moment : none this movie sucked
totally rad comment: none worth mentioning
LT. James Curran - Navy Seals
totally rad moment: reliving his entire performance from Aliens, but in a different costume along side Charlie Sheen
totally rad comment: "There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened."
Johnny Ringo - Tombstone
totally rad moment: his awesome choking death scene after being shot by Val Kilmer
totally rad comment not from him but about him: "poor thing, you were just too high strung"
Commander Anderson - The Rock
i figured i'd put this one on cause of his rad title of "commander" but otherwise this movie would be disqualified for its involvement with Nicolas Cage.
if you watch movies, and i mean WATCH them, you'd see more Michael Biehns. these aren't Robert Deniro's, these incredible people do incredible things in my favorite movies...and if you haven't seen these movies, you're not an incredible person.
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