Found out today while sitting down to watch Short Circuit, that Patrick Swayze has cancer. what the f***!? out of all the actors and god decides to strike down Bodhi.
so by now you're thinking, "hey Dalton isn't in Short Circuit..." you're right he isn't.
F*** STEVE GUTENBERG.
Steve Gutenberg deserves to get cancer.
Cocoon the return? are you kidding me?
Three Men and a Baby?
Sam Wheat is by far the greater man.
in two years Johnny Castle racked up a quad-tacular cinematic feat that Gutenberg could only dream of:
Next of Kin
Roadhouse
Ghost
Point break
with incredible highlights worth mentioning:
Red Dawn
The Outsiders
and of course Dirty Dancing.
with the strangest character being Jim Cunningham, the self-help book pedophile.
lets look at Gutenberg's career:
Police Academy
Police Academy2
Police Academy 3
Police Academy 4
Police Academy 5
Cocoon
Cocoon the Return
Three Men and a Baby
his only redeeming factor being a short cameo in Amazon Women on the Moon.
one of the greatest spoof films ever.
if you dont believe me, or you have been living under a rock, and you've never witnessed the P-swaze in action, here's some pictures to help you decide:
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5 comments:
you wouldn't understand patrick swayze if he was staring you in the face.
upon reading it a second time, it's slightly more clear...ha
You're too stupid to have a good time.
I think Flipper is tight though.
Threatening cancer on Gutenberg is pretty serious, are you really willing to go there?
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